(Wipes his hands on my arm)
A: ::laughing:: Mommy's a napkin!
Me: I am not a napkin, you little turkey!
A: I not a turkey!
Me: Well, if I am a napkin then you are a turkey. (Not sure why my logic went there!)
A: ::boggle boggle:: (that's how he gobbles) Mommy white. Mommy a napkin!
So apparently the fact that my skin is pasty white, makes me a napkin. sigh.